Dwight York with Sam Spadino - KSTP

Punchline Magazine says that Dwight York, as inventive as he is suggestive, is what Steven Wright would be if Wright had Robert Schimmel's blue streak, and that's a compliment to all three master comics.

Southwest Airlines - AskMen

Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window."-Robert Schimmel